Pooptop
when you take your laptop to the bathroom to use the toilet and surf the internet simultaneously.
person 1: hey man, i’ve really got to cr-p but i don’t want to leave my laptop here.
person 2: so just p–ptop.
person 1: good idea!
a p–ptop is the result of a human being taking a sh-t on the keyboard of his or her laptop, and then closing the top on it.
guy 1: man i gotta take the biggest sh-t ever.
guy 2: hey i have an idea!
guy 1: what?!
guy 2: take a sh-t on your laptop and close it! haha p–ptop!
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