poopturd


an extremely redundant word used by stupid people to describe p–p. in fact, it isn’t a real word
wow, look at that big p–pt-rd.
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a p–p t-rd is merely a double noun… or adjective, depending on how you want to use the words. regardless, a p–p t-rd is someone who’s a theif, pilferer, b-gg-r, or shamus.
that filthy ‘lil p–p t-rd was stealin’ my bagels!

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