poopularity contest


when a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large sh-t to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.
a typical p–pularity contest:

andrew: “hey john, check out the size of this enormous sh-t i took!!! you wont believe that this thing actually came out of my -ss!!! i… i think its moving…”

john: “ill be right there, bro……… whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. let me take a picture so i can post it to my twitter…”

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