poopxiety
the inability to p–p in new places or unknown bathrooms
whenever we go away on holiday, i have p–pxiety for the first few days.
the inability to p–p in new places or unknown bathrooms
whenever we go away on holiday, i have p–pxiety for the first few days.
constipation. not being able to p–p (go number 2, defecate, have a bowel movement) when one is nervous, anxious, has been traveling, is at a “foreign” toilet, moved to a new environment or has people around or near them. the inability to have a normal bowel movement in a relaxed way, due to changes in the environment and becoming nervous or anxious.
when i went on my 1 week vacation cruise, i had p–pxiety all week and was unable to p–p, due to the changes in my environment.
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