poopy cakes
p–py cakes- the adjective in which you use in a sentence when you are supposedly1.taking a math test and you mess up, or 2.maybe you could’ve lost an item oh so precious to you heart and then you could scream out p–py cakes
1. “oh cr-p i messed up, p–py cakes!” 2. “p–py cakes i lost my necklace!”
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