Poopy Fingers (The legend)
a talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event known as the gasparilla parade. upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy…an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. after the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys…..while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-f-ck female. almost immediately the male (later to be known as p–py fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in…..
the next morning, p–py fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night…these accomplishments include: going -ss to mouth, -n-l intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having p–p all over his hand the next morning.
needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!
next morning:
kev: so man how was the night
p–py: bro it was a blast, i went -ss to mouth!
kev: wtf that’s disgusting
p–py: whatever bro i loved it…..btw look at my finger, it has p–p on it lol
kev: you have some serious problems man….u are going to be known as p–py fingers (the legend)
p–py: i know bro….u trying to drink later?
next morning:
rak: so man how was the night
p–py: bro it was a blast, i went -ss to mouth!
rak: wtf that’s disgusting
p–py: whatever bro i loved it…..btw look at my finger, it has p–p on it lol
rak: you have some serious problems man….u are going to be known as p–py fingers (the legend)
p–py: i know bro….u trying to drink later?
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