poopycouch
a sofa or couch that has doo-doo under its cushoin cause the person in line for the bathroom really had to go; normally friends couches, and couches at parties
bob:dude whats that smell?
sydney: are you sitting on the couch?
bob: ya
sydney: ughhh! well last night at my party some one took a little fart-dragon under the cushion of my couch.
bob: man sydney, someone gave you a major p–pycouch
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