poorection
an erection resulting from built-up excrement pressing against the prostate.
“i’m gonna go drop a deuce before this wicked poorection gets out of hand.”
an erection caused by pushing too hard when you poo.
dude: guy! you have a major manly buldge!
guy: aww! man i just shat must be a poorection
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anecdotes and jokes surrounding all things faecal. man 1: remember that time i had gastric flu and i exploded all over my cruise ship cabin toilet?! man 2: i do. now back to work…enough of these sh-tty pooscapades.
- pooshi
terrible tasting sushi. i picked up a california roll from the gas station last night. total pooshi… when you make sushi and it falls apart. ugh, this sushi i made turned into pooshi.
- pootiemuffin
what anyone calls someone when they have lack of anything better to call that person. very intertaining thing to say… jon, you f-cking pootiem-ffin
- Pootrid
similar to putrid, but more poo like in nature. holey smokes, that porta-john smells pootrid. that is the most pootrid comment anyone has ever made.
- pooty tat
a tattoo on the v-g-n-l region of a female. couldn’t screw this girl cause her pooty tat of a demon kept staring at me.