Pooque


when you think you need to have a poo, but end up sitting on the toilet and fart continually. you will probably automatically wipe your bottom but this isn’t crucial.
‘oh gawwd, i just had a pooque. it don’t stink that bad!’
a pooque is when you go for a poo, but instead just sit there farting. often followed by wiping automatically, then realising you only had a pooque.
” i just went to take a dump, but it turned out only to be a pooque”

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