Poor Fellow’s Canteen
a clear, half-liter or gallon plastic container that would normally hold milk, orange juice, or chocolate milk, is converted to a reusable water jug.
john: “hey dude, can i have some of your gatorade?”
ryan: “hey man, i’m sick of your bullsh-t. get your own!”
john: “woah, okay dude, chill out d-ck munch.”
(thus john is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)
({ next day at practice)
ryan: “hey john, forgot my gatorade. can i have some?”
john: (has more than enough water) “f-ck off f-ggot!”
…thus poor fellow’s canteen was born
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