Poor Man’s Bouquet
-noun
1. the act of a man scooping up his p-n-s and t-st-cl-s from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.
2. also known as the “pmb.”
1. “it was valentine’s day and bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent poor man’s bouquet.”
2. “look at that hot chick across the bar… i’m thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the pmb.”
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