poor mans Fleshlight
a poor mans fleshlight is a pair of worn ladies panties that a man will wrap around his d-ck and m-st-rb-t- with. the more used or “flavored” the panties, the better. some men will use them more than once.
mike made a poor mans fleshlight out of sarahs laundry.
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