poor man’s menses
1. when a man is a fiend for having s-x whilst the woman is on the rag, but cannot find himself a menstruating woman, he secretly squirts ketchup into the woman’s v-g-n-l c-n-l before s-x.
2. when a man’s girlfriend is not on the pill, and he wants to c-m inside her when she isn’t actually on the rag. he secretly squirts ketchup inside her v-g-n-l c-n-l whilst she sleeps so she wakes up thinking she has her period.
woman: “my entire reproductive tract is ruined from poor man’s menses”.
– or –
woman: “i don’t know how i keep getting pregnant while i’m on the rag!”
man: “maybe it’s all the poor man’s menses i’ve been squirting inside you?”
– or –
abortionist: “what the h-ll is that??”
woman: “poor man’s menses and a week-old fetus?”
– or –
obgyn: “what the h-ll is that?”
woman: “i don’t know, but it goes great with french fries!”
– or –
obgyn: “d-mn, this goes well with french fries!”
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