Spatter
spatter is known as spam tweets on twitter.
i am tired of the ‘you have won a new iphone’ spatter on twitter.
to spray ones toilet bowl with diarea, sometimes incurring splash back onto cheeks of -ss
dam someone just sprayed spatter all over the bowl
spatter is a term used to describe access sh-t that sprays from your -sshole as you either lay a t-rd or make a failed attempt to fart but it ends in a shart. this incident is most commonly encountered when you are a fat-ss and or lost a bet with your r-ct-m
i thought i was just going to drop some kids off at the pool but in fact it turned out to be just a huge wet shart that left spatter all over ernie’s bathroom. he never forgave my fat-ss.
1)to spit on your c-ck for lube during s-xytimes.
2)to cough a load out while in mid bl-w j-b causing your j-z to spray on your b-lls
“that chick was so dry i had to spatter my c-ck just to tip it in!
-or-
“i tagged the back of her throat right as i shot a load and she spatterd all over my b-lls”
to c-m unexpectedly
sorry honey i didnt mean to spatter in the cereal
when u fart and it is soo wet, the fart turns into a spray and spatters onto ur underwear.
u can also desend ur pantalones and aim ur spatter and make the recpient a sh-t face
tyrone:sh-t n-gg- was dat smell?
t dog:d-mn homieee i just spattered on myself
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