poor man’s party
a party in which the host instructs people not to eat for at least a couple of hours before coming to the party. this is because drinking on an empty stomach gets you drunk faster therefore requiring less alchohol to be purchased.
hey kate i’m throwing a party this weekend but running low on cash so it’s looking like its gonna be a poor man’s party.
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