Poor Man’s Toupee


a greasy, dirty baseball cap worn by college students and otherwise poor dudes to hide their receding hairline.
“why did randy wear that old baseball cap to the wedding reception?”

answer: “because he’s going bald. that’s his poor man’s toupee.”

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