poor thinger


representing sympathy, showing affectionate care & concern for someone or something
dude: what tha eff is wrong with me!? i just dropped an entire bowl of hot nacho cheese on the carpet! i’m so mad at myself! grrr!!!

chick: awww hunny! you poor thinger!!! i’m sorry, let me help you clean it up.

or

dude: hey ma wanna go check out the zoo today?

chick: naw daddy, you know i dont like to see the animals locked up like that.. those poor thingers!

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