poor weed
poor weed is a subst-tute for carpet in many money-impared households.
the homeowners have to go out in the woods at night and find the poor weed to garnish there floors with.
it is also used as a storage device for feces.
tom churchman the kn-b nosed b-st-rd goes out at night looking for poor weed.
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