poorcrastinate


to procrastinate when you’re poor.
“jimmy, get your fat -ss off the couch, put on some pants, turn off the jerry springer, get out of your single-wide trailer, hop into your ford festiva, and get a job. i won’t let you poorcrastinate any longer.”

“okay, mom, relax.”

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