Poormon
an individual of mormon faith that believes he has no money…
poormon: hey mitt i’m a little short this month on my rent could you spot me?!?!
mitt: thats not possible, there’s no poor mormons, we’re all too rich, pretty, and believe every translation of joseph smith…
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