Poortillo’s


the ghetto distant cousin of the highly successful yet very expensive portillo’s fast food chain. restaurants under the poortillo’s restaurant umbrella would include any cheap fast food option in the south side ghetto. buildings usually feature bars on the windows and counters that feature bulletproof gl-ss.
hey pat, you want to head to portillo’s? they have their hot dog, small fry, and small c-ke on special today for $11.16. no tom, i’m feeding my family of 4 for $11.16 at poortillo’s. their same combo is regularly priced at $2.79.

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