Poostache
facial hair: when a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. it only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles p–p.
(can also be called a dirtstache, sh-tstain, or mancr-p)
you’re a doofus, carl, shave your poostache
a fecal mustache, acquired from excessive -ss kissing.
nice poostache, jenny. you been kissing a lot of -ss at work lately?
1. the unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman’s upper lip that isn’t quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a p-b-scents upper lip hair.
2. a deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/v-g-n-l tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .
3. the jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
“check out that b-tch’s poo stache”
“i wonder if that kid know’s his poo stache makes him look slow”
“i’m never doing that again, it gave me a f-cking poo stache”
1. the unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman’s upper lip that isn’t quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a p-b-scent’s upper lip hair.
2. a deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/v-g-n-l tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .
3. the jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
“check out that b-tch’s poo stache”
“i wonder if that kid know’s his poo stache makes him look slow”
“i’m never doing that again, it gave me a f-cking poo stache”
a prank usually played on a sleeping individual. the giver of a poostache takes a finger to his own b-ttcrack until said finger is ripe with stink. giver then rubs finger across upper lip of receipient. also know as a stinky sanchez.
mikey gave nate a poostache while he was a’sleeping.
a moustache that looks like it was rubbed in with p–p.
“that f-ggot -ss white boy has a poostache”
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