pootastrophe
poo·tas·tro·phe poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: the play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the old south at appomattox.
you: “oh man…if i eat this entire bag of sour patch kids…i’m gonna have a pootastrophe!”
your friend: “then don’t eat them all! you jackwagon!”
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