pootastrophy
a catastrophic event involving p–p, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.
last wednesday’s pootastrophy sent daddy’s new leather pants to the cleaners.
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