pootato
a piece of cr-p that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.
katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.
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when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a sh-t in the glove box. and then return it and run off.
dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!
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