pootch


a person that puts down their friends ideas… good ideas
1)kenzie malone
2) (while watching a commercial of sea animals) we could’ve saw that a couple months ago if kenzie wasn’t being a little pootch.
the little bit of flab on relatively skinny people that hangs out over their low cut jeans when they sit. often accompanied by a thong winking out the b-ttocks.
if it weren’t for that girls pootch, she would be pretty hot.

aw, dang! i thought my pootch was tucked in today!!
a patch that doesn’t work
– have you installed the new v2.15.234.184621 patch to play dvds on linux ?
– no, the patch v2.15.234.184621 isn’t going to help you, that’s to encrypt the network activity indicators on your nic to prevent hackers from snooping the network.
– that is more a pootch then !
– yes !
both – hahahahahahaha

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