pootemplate
1) verb. to sit on the toilet because you just might have to take a dump. ” 2) verb. to go off into deep thought after the actual purpose of the bathroom visit is complete.
“i was waiting for the wife to get dressed for the movie, so i had 20 minutes to sit and pootemplate.”
“my dang legs fell asleep again because i was pootemplating for what had to be 30 minutes!”
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