pooter askew
the pooter askew (scientific name- -sscheese pooderferous) is a rare species of human being, only one is known to exist in the entire world and resides in a small town commonly refered to as tiverton. the pooter has an attraction to all things ugly, including fat b-tches, ugly b-tches, ugly fat b-tches or just b-tches. it is believed that this attraction has stemmed from an evolutionary need to get whatever he can get and ride that -ss like it’s the commonly known species d-shab. the call of the pooter is a mix of low end and mid ranged tones played using a thumb and pointer finger on almost any stringed instrument, placed over unnecesary time signatures such as 68/42 (by use of time warp). finally, the trait most identified with the pooter askew is his over all sissyness, infact it has become a way to identify someone who is too afraid to do something simple however naughty in nature.
person 1: “dude what’s your problem you’re acting like a pooter askew”
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