pootexter
one who is pretending to be in the bathroom taking a crunch but is actually secretly texting someone.
jane: sally, where did your boyfriend go?
sally: he thinks i don’t know but he in the bathroom pootexting his next booty call. he’s such a friggin pootexter.
jane: what an -sshole!
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