pootie swoop
v.
1. hitting on a friend’s girlfriend with the intention of stealing her away from him.
2. going to a bar with the intention smackin’ some -ss.
n.
1. pootie that has been acquired.
did you see that onion booty?! i’m gawna pootie swoop on dat -ss!!
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