pooty toot


1. a f-ck-tarded name for fart

2. the ultimate n00b halo custon edition user, who tells everyone his plans to do you-know-what with newborn babies and hippos. uses the name ‘pooty__toot’ and usually plays yoyorast island, coldsnap, and huge-ss
f-cktard: lol i pooty tooted
me: stfu, f-g!

pooty__toot: i like to f-ck sh-t covered newborn babies
me: stfu, f-g!
what a real burly man calls a fart. ie. construction workers, bikers, bar bouncers…etc
dude that stinks did you pooty-toot? f-ck yeah!!!
verb: it is when a woman farts. it is characterized by a more feminine fart, usually sounding airy and light.
example of a use in a sentence: “girl, did you just fart?” “no baby, i just pooty tooted.”
noun: to fart
verb: a fart
who pooty tooted?
hey! i can smell your pooty toot from accross the room!

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