Pootyfart


a stinky swift wind that blows out of the r-ct-m so smooth that n-body notices, yet smells like the sh-t they call new jersey
awgh man….. you just left a pootyfart didn’t you…

my pootyfart brings all the girls to the yard…
adj; used to describe frustrated
pooty fart, i forgot to do my homework!

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