PooWad
poowad:noun: a large steaming pile of compressed faeces. often found in homeless people’s pants after taking a bus ride. conspicous by its bad odour and bulge in the back of the pants. people suffering a poowad often seem blissfully unaware of its existance.
poowad: adjective: a person who is very annoying, like a fowl stench.
usage example:
adjective: i met this poowad called roofus in brisabane.
noun: i believe sir has a poowad in his pants
-an -sshole of a person.
-somone ugly enough to be mistaken for a five foot eightish lump of sh-t.
-a big lump of poo. see dingleberry.
“you f-cking poowad!”
“wow, shes a real poowad.”
“i cant get this goddam poowad outa my -ss hair.”
the clump of poo that gets stuck in your b-tthair if you dont wipe properly. becomes a b-tch to yank out if too dry.
i sent shivers up my spine when i yanked out a poowad after a long night of drinking.
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