Pooza


the nasty sh-t that proceeds a night of drinking a m-ssive amount of beer. a pure constant stream that makes your b-tt hole pucker, eyes burst open and wish your b-tt hole had a cork.
hey dude, that wine last night gave me total pooza this morning. i haven’t left the toilet for a good 15 mins.
the result when fecal matter, usually of human nature, is added to pizza.
it’s simple, really: p–p + pizza = pooza.

“last night rachel made and entire large pooza for dinner, and jeff the whole thing.”

“wow! she must have busted out one m-ssive t-rd to cover an entire large pizza.”

“yeah. jeff was so stuffed afterwards he sh-t his pants and died of dysentery.”

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