pop a collar


when a male is masturbating and another moves up unbeknownst to the masturbator and then strikes the t-st-cl-s at such a time that the masturbator is just beginning to -j-c-l-t-.

the side-effects may include vomitting, depression, and p-n-s explosion, which can in turn lead to death.
i have always wanted to pop a collar because everyone always m-st-rb-t-s at my house for some reason and i’m getting sick of it.

yesterday i walked in on theo masturbating and i popped his collar. good thing he was already at the toilet because he threw up all over the place.

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