pop a condom
1. to burst a condom. usually caused by forgetting to hold the little teat at the end, when putting it on, to keep the air out. the subsequent, er, fast vigorous powerful rhythmic pumping action compresses the air, increasing pressure and rupturing the thin rubber.
2. to place a condom on some object, usually other than a p-n-s.
3. to swallow a condom, usually after removing the wrapper.
1. i was banging this chick like a madman on crack when i popped the condom. now i’ve got to pay child support for quadruplets.
2. charles popped the condom on his head.
3. i’ll just pop a condom … ulp, ughh, urrr, blechh ….
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