Pop a Stretch Armstrong
1. your c-ck returns to its original shape after being stretched or twisted in a particularly nasty fashion.
2. you pull too hard and your d-ck rips apart.
1.
person 1: okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
person 2: jesus, love, what’ve you done to it?!
person 1: relax. pop a stretch armstrong; you’ll be fine.
2.
person 1: where’s gin?
person 2: emergency room.
person 1: wtf?
person 2: yeah, he popped a stretch armstrong.
person 1: jesus.
person 2: yeah.
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