Pop Can Dick
a p-n-s that is short and fat, shaped like a pepsi can.
ross has a pop can d-ck.
1. a p-n-s that has a large circ-mference; often wider than it is long
2. a p-n-s that appears to be squared off at the head
wow, look at his popcan d-ck, it looks like he ran into a wall while he had a hard-on!
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