Pop-lips
attained almost every time you go to the movies, the super salty dried lips you get from eating too much popcorn.
guy 1: hey that’s my drink what’re you doing?!?
guy 2: i’ve got wicked bad pop-lips, i really need a drink. thanks -slurp-
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