pop secret
“pop secret.”
1. you pick up some random girl
2. you bring her back to your room
3. you drill a hole in her head
4. you popcorn kernels in her head
5. place her head in the microwave on high for 4 minutes
6. you proceed to use the melted b-tter as lube while you skull f-ck her
7. you call her parents and tell them the scenario
8. you never….ever…call her parents again
9. rinse and repeat
10. you proceed to watch ferris bueller’s day off
11. you fall asleep while eating the skull popcorn
12. you wake up feeling refreshed and energized
ndk…took hoyt to his room and pop secreted the sh-t out of that angry hoe!!!!!
ferris bueller rules!!!!!!!!
another name for sergio. and means the mother f-cker corny
many he pop secret
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