pop tart drunk
when you get home from a night of drinking, open a package of pop tarts in your bed, and eat half of one before p-ssing out. you then proceed to wake up in the morning with pop tarts crumbs all over your bed and at least one unscathed pop tart beside you.
ron: i can’t believe i got pop tart drunk again last night, there are crumbs all over my bed!
jim: yeah i hate that but at least it wasn’t peanut b-tter.
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