pop-tart roulette
this happens when multiple boxes of pop-tarts are opened and dumped out. because they don’t say the flavor on the individual packet, you are forced to gamble on which one you get.
guy #1: i got hot fudge sundae, i wanted cinnamon roll.
guy #2: n-body wins at pop-tart roulette.
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