Porno Wife


a woman that loves j-zzy j-zzums (c-m) even after the marriage. this can be enjoyed in any fashion on the face, -ss,in the eye, t-tties wherever her husband desires. her appet-te for s-x is large and may somewhat seem never ending.
brian: so chris i hear you have a p-rno wife.
chris: why yes brian, i sure do.
brian: maybe your wife can teach my wife the joys of being a p-rno wife.
chris: she already has been.
brian: wonderful chris, i can’t wait to have a p-rno wife of my own.

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