Pop-Tarted
1). a broken or misshapen pop-tart
2.) a pop-tart unable to be eaten
d-mn, all the pop-tarts in this box are pop-tarted!
to the point where you get so high and so drunk your past krunk. and you crave for poptarts.
“ya i’m so f-cking poptarted”
“yo what you doing tonight?” “i’m gettin poptarted!” “can i come?”
to make someone fall drop dead in love with you
ryan poptarted christine with his pimp cooter talk
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