Pop your blueberries
when a male loses his virginity. it is the male equivalent of “having your cherry popped.” the term “blueberries” is used to refer to t-st-cl-s, being “blue” from never previously having s-x.
example 1: “when are you finally going to pop your blueberries, bro?”
example 2:
person 1: “how old were you when you popped your blueberries?
person 2: “i was 16.”
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