port royal
a rum most evil. consumption of port royal rum may burn your nose, eyes, and throat and if drunk correctly will lead to m-ss destruction.
pros: cheap as h-ll
cons: you might wake up in the morning with a total stranger with numerous impending lawsuits over your head
kid 1: yo lets split a handle of port royal
kid 2: f-ck last time i drank port royal i was put on probation!
2 more definitions
best roll your own tobacco around. cant get it in uzbekistan thou (wot a c-nt).
f-ck off they’re my port royals there’s no filters in these ones.
poor man’s captain morgan
i can’t afford to get drunk on the good stuff, port royal anyone?
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