popped some boners
having multiple big d-cks up your -ss. usually having 20 or more. this has never been done before, but it is said that if it is completed, the person who managed to shove that many d-cks up their -ss will be considered a god and be given the gift of immortality.
man 1: “that guy just shoved 20 d-cks up his b-tt!”
man 2: “you mean he popped some b-n-rs!?!?”
man 1: “yes”
man 2: “give that man a crown and a throne he is a god!”
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