poppin’ oysters


poppin’ oysters (verb): to have a repet-tion of short, loud farts. usually leads up to a p–p.
tony: -fart- -fart- -fart- -fart-

“oh man, im poppin’ oysters!”
jeff: “better get to the bathroom, dude!”

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