Popping Lube


masturbating with m-ssive amounts of lubricants so that when you arrive you cant tell the difference between your j-zz and the lube.
1.”dude i just popped lube like its my day job”

2.”bro i popped lube and had my sister clean it up… told her i just spilled lotion… ha”

3.”popping lube is the best thing since sliced bread”

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