poptart dad
a delinquent father who believes that poptarts or any cl-ss of similar breakfast desserts high in fructose corn syrup can deliver adequate nourishment for their offspring. this individual usually puts forth minimal parental efforts to care for its young and usually is seen engaging in violent online clan gaming environments while simultaneously providing them with convenient pre-packaged high glycemic index sugary treats instead of proper nutritious options. this nutrition plan promotes discouraging signs of tooth decay fairly early in the child’s life.
me: “the reason we cant stand to be around our nephew for more than 5 minutes is because he is bouncing off the wall from all the poptarts you are feeding him for breakfast and 10 o’clock at night”…..
poptart dad: “so im a poptart dad?!? thats what you’re saying im a poptart dad????”
me: “well yeah, if you want to call it that then yeah you’re a poptart dad!!!”
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